When you are drunk anything taste good

EATERY:

DASH dogs

LOCATION:

127 Rivington Street, New York, NY 10002

REVIEWS:

Its 3:30 am and you have been drinking in L.E.S. and your stomach needs some solid stuff so that you can puke it out later, walk around and the only thing you see in L.E.S. is Rosario, nah~, you have pizza for dinner already just to save some bones for the drinks and now you don’t fucking care about how much the food cost anymore and wow! There’s da DASH dogs. Yea something different! What? $3.50 for a dog, kinda steep man, alright you still get that caused your are shitfaced. Chow down that sucker like eating Scarlett Johansson’s toes. Doesn’t fill you up, got another one and realize they got the combo. Oh shit man! Projectile coming…Urrrrrrrrgk Urrrrrrgk. That sums up all my experience at Dash dogs. So we decided to come here SOBER in day time, actually at 6pm before we hit Piano’s to see our friend’s band play, and see how this place taste when all the drunkards including me are still sober.

RANTS & RAVES:

We got the DASH combos with 1 slider, 1 dog with coke ($7 but that dude insists I got the 8 bucks combo which I didn’t and I am not drunk homey!) For the dog I want to try something new because I got the “Infamous Stoned” (w/ Chili, Cheese Wiz, Crushed Fritos) every freaking time, not because I really like it but because I am always too drunk to read the fine prints on the complicate menu. So I just stand there for 5 minutes, look at their very gimmicky menu and read all the toppings handwritten on the mirror. Dude, can it be more complicated? Anyhow, out of patience, I just go to the bottom of the “Signatures” list- I got “The Hawaiian” (w/ Pineapple Basil Chutney, Bacon), hmm, sounds good. The dog came and it is literally COLD. The wiener is good and beefy, but the chutney is just way too cold out from the fridge temperature and ruin the whole dog. The worst is the bun soak up all the cold juice from the chutney and the mouth feel is like tasting corpse. The slider is good. I got it with Wasabi mayo and Bacon. Nice griddle job buddy. But if I am hungry and I am not drunk I will probably go to the Tiny Sandwich next door because $3.25 for a hot dog with two tops (or $3.50 each for “Signatures”) is not going to fill your stomach at all whatsoever unless you are anorexic.

TAGS:

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