“Feel The Taste of East”
EATERY:
Lahore
LOCATION:
132 Crosby St. NY, NY 10012
REVIEWS:
When ever I step into Lahore I get the feeling Kurt Russell is going to step out of their kitchen, stare at me and say, “hay you didn’t you hear there is Big Trouble In Little China!” He grabs me by my waist side and we take off to Chinatown in search of the lost jade. This never happens thank God - I am so fucking tired of Chinese food anyways. Lahore is the little whore I like to cheat on Chinatown with, having lived in Little China for 2 years I get a bit… how should we say – um bored. A girl needs some excitement once in awhile, a little taste of the East, well the other East.
RANTS & RAVES:
The temptress Lahore has smokin samosa ranging from $1-2, if that doesn’t fill your desires try the chicken curry over rice for $5. If you’re the wild type and like to mix it up try the fusion of the East meets West sandwiches, chicken sandwich with one kebab $4, sandwich with potato patty $4 and for the Mac Daddy in you add an additional kebab for $1. Tip: This is a hole in the wall, I think if Kurt Russell did show up in Lahore he would fuckin fill up the whole room. Anyways you don’t want to eat inside its dirty and there are usually a bunch or cabbies waiting around to use the toilet.
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